I don't think that's God's "hand"

God is jacking pee all over Capt's FJ

Oh that was a joke... Hardy har har...

Pee, water, cat & dogs, whatever. Thats when she gets cleaned.

No love or respect for your carriage.

Oh no I love my "cariage" to death. The wife things I obsess over FJ's too much. Don't worry, I already have a plan if she ever tries to destroy my baby... I just don't clean it. I have only cleaned the cars I've owned. All the trucks and SUV's I've ever owned, get rain clean. The way I look at it, I bought it to get it dirty, not to obsess over the cleanliness of it.

It's my opinion that a man treats his possessions much like he treats himself... I clean my truck and my cars and my motorcycle and my mountain bike... Just as I go to the gym 5 days a week to get smokin abs that Tom's mom still washes her laundry on..

Wow... Tom's mom doesn't own a washing machine? Dude, help her out. Nobody wants to be washing clothes on your abs. I mean.... seriously, you're ticklish and giggle like a little girl.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/we...---giggle-girl

She said it's my charm... and she adores it.

You don't have charm. Liar.