pounded in the ass on a regular basis! Peace!" As Jack Rabbit saunters off, Moot is left feeling helpless and forlorn... He realizes that at any moment the cops will arrive and surely arrest him for rape and murder... Then, just as he's feeling that all hope is lost, a black FJ with some moron in it rolls up and rolls the window down. Capt Doucheronomous leans out the window and shouts, "Hey get in." Moot jumps into the truck at a trot and the Capt drops the hammer and they make a speed getaway. Once they're out of immediate danger Capt looks over and says, "Hey does this look like a free public transit, read the sign!" Moot looks up at the dash and sees a bronze plaque that reads, "Gas or Ass no one rides Free." Moot knows he's a broke so...
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